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Standard Issue Face Lotion

$15.95

Every day, dirt, grease, and the elements wage a silent war on your mug, making it hard for you to put your best face forward. Hard-working folks don't have time to obsess over a fancy skincare regimen; you need a simple and straightforward defense.

Standard Issue Face Lotion is formulated to provide instant, long-lasting hydration while reducing excess oil and shine. It goes on smooth and lightweight without leaving a greasy residue. For the face of a world champion, it's recommended you use morning and night.

  • Protein-complex minerals to repair dehydrated skin
  • Apricot kernel seeds absorb excess oil for anti-glare/matte finish
  • Antioxidants to rehydrate and fight fatigue
  • One small application lasts a good, long time
  • Fragrance-Free
  • Size: 3.75 oz tube

        Here is our standard size chart. Typically, for items with no stretch, we suggest sizing up unless it fits loose/generous.

        Our graphic t-shirts are unisex, relaxed it. 

        Small 4/6

        Medium 8/10

        Large 12/14

        1X 16/18

        2X 18/20

        3X 20/22

        Every day, dirt, grease, and the elements wage a silent war on your mug, making it hard for you to put your best face forward. Hard-working folks don't have time to obsess over a fancy skincare regimen; you need a simple and straightforward defense.

        Standard Issue Face Lotion is formulated to provide instant, long-lasting hydration while reducing excess oil and shine. It goes on smooth and lightweight without leaving a greasy residue. For the face of a world champion, it's recommended you use morning and night.

        • Protein-complex minerals to repair dehydrated skin
        • Apricot kernel seeds absorb excess oil for anti-glare/matte finish
        • Antioxidants to rehydrate and fight fatigue
        • One small application lasts a good, long time
        • Fragrance-Free
        • Size: 3.75 oz tube

              Here is our standard size chart. Typically, for items with no stretch, we suggest sizing up unless it fits loose/generous.

              Our graphic t-shirts are unisex, relaxed it. 

              Small 4/6

              Medium 8/10

              Large 12/14

              1X 16/18

              2X 18/20

              3X 20/22

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